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Baabu Ji ne kaha Paaro ko shod do,Paaro Ne kaha sharaab shod do,Aaj tumne keh diya Haweli shod do,ek din aayega jab wo kahegi …duniya hi shod do. Maa mera haweli ke kissi bhi hisse par koi kak nahi…par mein tumhara hissa hoon,jise tum kabhi khud se alag nahi kar sakti.
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Ik ladki thi anjani si, ik ladke pe wo marti thi…
Jab milti thi wo mujhse , mujhse poocha karti thi ke pyar kaise hota hae pyar kaise hota hae aur mein bas yahi kehta tha….
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Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.
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Kehte hain ki …… Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.
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Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.
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Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.
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Senorita…
Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai.